Futura Bazaar Resume

Objective

I’d like to help others understand complex economic, political, legal, and social issues that are relevant to their community and personal life. I want to use my ability to condense complex issues into a more simplistic form that are easier to understand. I want to use my ability to view the big picture and show that the future is hopeful.

Experience

Avid Reader (since I was able to read)
• I have read most popular classic literary works, including the full works of Shakespeare.
• I have read a handful of college level Law, Philosophy, Economics, History and medical books.
• I have read incredible amounts of fashion and celebrity magazines.
• I have read many Children’s Books. My favorite is James and the Giant Peach.
• I have read many trashy love novels.

Writer (since I was able to write)
• I have written short stories, poems, three chapters of a book, and advertisements.
• I have written radio, television, and movie scripts.
• I have written journalistic stories for print, radio, and television.
• I have written graffiti with style and flair.

Editor (since I was able to critique)
• I have been a photography editor.
• I have been a broadcast news editor and newsroom manager.
• I have been a college paper editor.
• I have trained staff members in writing and vocal use.

Performing Artist (since I was able to dance)
• I have danced professionally in ballroom, ballet, jazz, hip-hop, and tap.
• I have been professional choreographer and dance teacher.
• I have acted in film and on the stage.
• I have acted in radio and television advertisements.
• I have created character voices.
• I have been the singer for a big band orchestra and in musical theater.
• I have performed at Disney World, at a half-time NFL game, and with a Pops Orchestra with Erich Kunzel conducting.
• I have modeled for trade and wedding shows.

Event Planner (since I could)
• Graduation and birthday parties
• Business expos and gatherings
• Weddings
• Backyard BBQs
• Intimate gatherings and keg parties
• Meetings

Salesperson (since I was able to work it)
• I have sold perfume and beauty products.
• I have sold food and other groceries.
• I have sold furniture.
• I have sold lessons.
• I have sold vacations.
• I have sold alcohol.
• I have sold newspapers.

Parent (since my first child was born)
• I have nursed my children and fed them healthy foods.
• I have bathed, clothed, and occasionally bandaged wounds.
• I have provided a happy stable home with lots of love for my children.
• I have tutored into the late night over homework.
• I have had to hand out punishments for poor behavior.
• I was President of the PTA.
• I have passed on knowledge and family traditions.

Domestic Engineer (since my first home)
• I have cleaned, scrubbed, and de-cob webbed.
• I have painted and stained.
• I have landscaped.
• I have designed an interior of a home.
• I have prepared flavorful meals.
• I have scrapbooked, sewn and decoupaged.

Education
I have a Bachelor’s degree and am currently pursuing my Master’s degree. (Expected graduation 2017)

Certified Reiki Healer

Skills
Deciphering difficult subjects and putting them in laymen’s terms
Conversing, talking, and general use of my voice, includes yelling
Creating movement and stories
General pain in the ass from a tenacious attitude
A strong sense of intuition
Reiki healing and general massage